Jar of Fucks I Have to Give 2lb Tart Candy

Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a Jar of… well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Fucks I have to give! That’s right, folks – 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds!

• Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by
• Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers’ reactions